Unfortunate Samaritan “I was only trying to help,” said German driver Hans Bad after he was arrested for drunk driving. Hans was driving along the motorway when he saw a…

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Allie: Thanks, Mark. Mark: You're welcome. Look, there's a free table over there. Here you are. Oh, I'm really sorry! Allie: Don't worry. It's always the same. When I wear…

3. We didn't really want to move because we loved our apartment. We had a wonderful landlady, too. She didn't raise the rent for years, and if anything was broken,…

1. We used to have a nice apartment downtown. It had great views of the city! But then these new people moved in upstairs. They played loud music all the…

Mary: So, have you tried the new Coca Cola Zero? John: Yeah, I like that stuff. Mary: For me when I drink it without eating food, it tastes kind of…

1. My neighbors are fantastic. They're really friendly, and some of them have great parties, too. I'd like more space, though. There's hardly enough space for all my stuff. I…

AT: Can I help you? M: What would you like? A: A cappuccino, please. AT: Regular or large? A: Large, please. M: And can I have an espresso, please? AT:…

3A: I think the city council does a great job of keeping the streets clean. There isn't a lot of trash all over the place. B: That is nice. A:…

1. A: I love living here. The best thing is the choice of stores. There are some great bookstores around here, and I love just browsing for an hour or…