Sally: Morning. Attendant: Good morning. Shall I fill it up for you? Sally: Erm, no, just 20 liters of unleaded please. Attendant: Ok. Sally: Where can I get some oil,…

One day you are walking on the street. You bump into Brad Pitt. He looks at you and says, "Wow, you are amazing. Come with me to Los Angeles. I…

TOM: Large cappuccino please, with extra milk. BECKY: With extra m – oh Tom! Sorry. Wasn’t expecting you. T: I was just passing by. How’s it going? B: There’s a…

Will Smith has a problem. His house is full of mosquitoes. Every night they bite him. He can't sleep because the mosquitoes constantly bite him. Will needs to get rid…

I'm married. Every night my husband "tells" me when it's time for us to retire for the night. This can be anytime from 9:30 to 11:30 p.m. If I tell…

SAM: Ok, so what was I showing you? The food. The sandwiches are all here. The most important thing is, don’t touch the food. Remember to always use these tongs…

Dear Abby, I am 22 years old and have been married 17 months. "Derek" and I have a 23-month-old son. Derek hasn't worked for about a year and refuses to…

DEAR ABBY: My sister, "Jane," and I are both in our mid-50s. Jane has had numerous affairs over the past several years after her third divorce, and was involved in…

BECKY: Hi, Tom. I’m just on my way to the café. TOM: Oh, ok … B: I’m late. T: Look, this evening … do you want to come over? I…

DEAR ABBY: I married a Greek man whose family never accepted me. Being young and naive, I tried everything to fit in, converting from Catholicism to the Greek Orthodox faith,…