BECKY: So, when are you going to tell your parents about your promotion? TOM: This weekend, I think. We’re seeing them on Saturday, remember? B: Oh yes. Anyway, as I…

Joe: Hey, you know I ran into John today and he’s gonna actually be doin’ some travelin’ in Europe. He’s, uh, he says he’s gonna spend a lot of time…

Joe: Hey, Will, how’s it goin’? Will: Hey, what’s goin’ on? Not a lot. Joe: Man, I don’t, you know what, now that I see you right here, I don’t…

TESSA: Nice daffodils. BECKY: Gorgeous, aren’t they? Can I have a look? Wow, what a great shot! T: It’s all right. B: You know just how to get a really…

Joe: Hello? Eric: Hey, Joe, this is Eric. Joe: Oh, hey Eric, how’s it goin’? Eric: It’s goin’ well. How ‘bout yourself? Joe: Yeah, I’m doin’ really well. Eric: Great.…

Letter to an ex My Dearest Susan, sweetheart of my heart. I’ve been so sad since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won’t you please consider coming back to…

BECKY: Could you give me a hand with this please, Tessa? TESSA: Sure. B: I just, I just can’t get the right height. T: OK. B: Great, thank you. T:…

Sally: Morning. Attendant: Good morning. Shall I fill it up for you? Sally: Erm, no, just 20 liters of unleaded please. Attendant: Ok. Sally: Where can I get some oil,…

One day you are walking on the street. You bump into Brad Pitt. He looks at you and says, "Wow, you are amazing. Come with me to Los Angeles. I…

TOM: Large cappuccino please, with extra milk. BECKY: With extra m – oh Tom! Sorry. Wasn’t expecting you. T: I was just passing by. How’s it going? B: There’s a…