Joe: Hey, you know I went out for lunch today with Sam and the restaurant we ate at added an additional 5% surcharge to the bill. Kristin: Oh really, why…

There is a guy. He wants to drink 12 cups of green peanut butter. He needs green peanut butter. He goes to Starbucks. He tells the clerk, "I'll have 12…

Rachel: Hi.Mark: Hi.Rachel: What are you doing here?Mark: I left work a bit early, so I brought you some cakes.Rachel: Really? Thank you! I was just getting hungry. Actually, I…

Ricky the rat was excited. Tonight, he was going to a Rolling Stones concert. He was going to the concert with his mother, Rhonda the rat. His mother had been…

My favorite spot in San Francisco is Cafe Puccini- located in the North Beach neighborhood of the city. North Beach has a long and interesting history. It was originally the…

Carly the cat was ready to stop dating. She only seemed to meet total losers. Then on December 31, her luck changed. She ran into her friend Katie the cougar…

Michael: Thanks, Tom. Tom: Listen, I know today hasn't gone very well. Michael: What do you mean? Tom: Well, Becky kept getting your names wrong, and she didn't eat the…

Larry the lion is excited. For ten years he has been trying to get a job as a movie actor. But he has never been able to get a job…

Joe: Hey, I ran into my friend Jackie today downtown. Kristin: Hey, you used to work with her right? Joe: Yeah, yeah, I don’t think you’ve met her yet, but,…

Willie the white bear had lost track of time. He was getting married to Paula the black penguin. The wedding was at 5 o’clock p.m. It was now 4:45 p.m.…